Today is a big day for dental and medical subscribers and their families across our country.
Health Care Reform: Opening Day At The Supreme Court
The fate of the Affordable Care Act is in the hands of the nine Supreme Court justices of our country. They will discuss and listen to arguments on the bill that went into law just two years ago under President Obama.
These highly educated and important people will have many options to weigh over the course of three days during their debates as the American public awaits the outcome of the healthcare reform law.
As a dental care provider and fellow taxpayer, I kindly ask the current patients in the waiting room to continue to wait a bit more as I move up our nation’s Supreme Court justices in my hygiene schedule to have their teeth scaled immediately. I have vital opinions to share with each judge that simply cannot wait. It won’t take long, however. I shall address all of them in the reception area first to efficiently utilize production time.
Me: “Now, Your Honors- Judge Scalia, please put that magazine down and pay attention.”
Judge Scalia: “But it’s the new People issue. I don’t get this at home.”
Me: “That’s not important. The country’s future- Judge Roberts? That’s totally disgusting. Get your finger out of your nose.”
Judge Roberts: “But I don’t have any tissue. Alito stole my fanny pack.”
Judge Alito: “I did not! I just borrowed it, ya poopbag.”
Me: “Please, settle down, people. We don’t have time here… where’s Judge Thomas?”
Judge Sotomayor: “He’s in the bathroom- AGAIN! I wouldn’t go in there for awhile.”
Judge Breyer: “You think you’re all that because you went to JLo’s house that one time for a stupid dinner party.”
Judge Sotomayor: “You’re just jealous cus you don’t get invited anywhere.”
Me: “Both of you- stop. There are other patients here tha-”
Judge Kagan: “Excuse, me, Ms. Watson, but Judge Kennedy keeps poking me with his pen.”
Judge Kennedy: “It’s because you won’t move over, Kagan!”
Judge Kagan: “You have more than enough room, Kennedy. You’re a fartface.”
Me: “Now, stop it!”
Judge Ginsburg: “Is there somewhere I can get a Mountain Dew? I’m really thirsty.”
Me: “No. Sit down.”
Judge Thomas: “Whew! No one go in the bathroom for awhile. I dropped a sulfur bomb.”
Judge Scalia: “Sulfur bomb! Dude, that’s hilarious!”
Judge Ginsburg: “Isn’t there a 7-Eleven down the street? I really need some sugar.”
Judge Kennedy: “Kagan, move over already!”
Judge Sotomayor: “Leave her alone. You’re so mean, Kennedy.”
Judge Roberts: “Scalia, don’t think you’re off the hook. I want my fanny pack.”
Judge Scalia: “Dude, why do you even have a fanny pack? Did your mommy give that to you?”
Judge Roberts: “Shutup, man!”
I’m not gonna use any topical on any of them. Little crappers…